Before marriage: He:Yes!i've been waiting for this momment! She:do you want to leave me? He:NO!Don't even think about it! She:do you love me? He:of course!Over n over! She:Have you ever cheated on me? He:no! why are you even asking that? She:Will you kiss me? He:every chance i get. She:Will you hit me? He:are you crazy?i'm not that kind of person She:can i trust you? He:yes... She:Darling! After marriage.. Just read from the bottom to the top.. Hope you get the joke.