Welcome to

xinyi2105

{/S'POREANS'}
Tuesday, January 19, 2010 @ Reina's dairy

Today met Jia Yi (: haha!! Went to eat lunch(: Eat durian, then ate japenese food @ Vivo! (: haha!! he eat durian until super funny (: haha!1 Thanks baby for obeying me , even if you dont like and you were very full... Kindof force you to eat ): Then went home , sat at that bench, then talk to him. But before that, still got talk jokes about a stupid story is about SINGAPOREANS(:

The story goes like this: One day , there is this guy going to die, then he ask the guy for help , the guy dont want to help. Then went to told the dying person, I dont want, is my money[if police charge money for calling 999]. So the dying person went to tell the alive men his last words, erm, you can use my phone to call, and faster call, the 9999. The dying man said extra 9. The currently the number 9999 is the not so emergency case. So then he called, then press1, for english. Press 2, for Chinese. Press 3, for Malay. Press4, for Tamil. So the alive man pressed one. Then they say please hold on until someone picks up the phone, 10 mins later, the person pick up. Then the officer told the alive man , need to wait for 45 mins , while waiting the wind was so strong, then the white kite from the tree flew down and landed at the guys face, PROCLAIMING DIED! haha!! Then a bird shit drop on the kite. Then the alive man was like:"YES!!!! 9999 SHALL BE THE LUCKY TOTO Number" 3 days later , really get first prize!!!



"Friends are like stars , you dont always see them ,
but
you know that they are always there. I love them, so dont take my stars away from me (: loveess"

Labels: